Ladies and gentlemen;
While I strive to provide off-color humor and tongue-in-cheek commentary on this blog, I seldom wander over the proverbial edge. While I’m certainly not family-friendly by a longshot, I try and keep a modicum of classiness to this joint to ensure I don’t startle off skittish readers. There comes a time in every sex toy blogger’s life, though, that something so jaw-droppingly out of the ordinary skates across the radar that I’m compelled to mindlessly share it with you. *
It’s a shit dildo. There is no other way to say it. No, those of you in the back still clinging with panic to the notion that maybe I meant a poorly-constructed sex toy. I mean an ACTUAL shit dildo.
I won’t post the picture for those with sensitive stomachs, but you can view this…erm…very special toy here. Shit Dildo Link (Holy FUCK this is soooo NSFW)
…at…least…it’s…….silicone?
*kinda like that video tape in The Ring.
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Also, the retailer I’ve linked here has informed me the toy is dishwasher safe. Just so you know.
One part of the description that just killed me was the word “turdlet”. Yes, I’m 12, and that made me crack up.
uberfetish is an understatement.
Also, I think my most (least?) favorite part is “Turdlet for perineum or clitoral stimulation”
Here’s to hoping that what I just ate stays down. urgh.
In the words of Stephen Colbert, “What is about to be seen cannot be un-seen.”
I’m impressed. It’s not nearly as ugly as I’d envisioned.
And just think, you too could own this for only £79.99! It says they only have a few left in stock – do you think that’s because they only manufactured 2, or because they’ve been deluged with orders? 😛 Thanks for the laugh!
“you’ll be poking it for the sweetcorn” OMG *DIES*
And I’m posting the turd dildo link to twitter, bedamned what anyone else thinks LOL
O.o I know there are a lot of fetishes out there, but wanting to cram crap back into yourself? That’s definitely a new one…
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