What’s better than a 55 gallon industrial drum of water-based lubricant?
A creepy horse head mask and a set of portable testicles, evidently.
I don't know what Amazon's planning, but it's probably a bad idea.
55 Gallons of Lube on the Wall, 55 Gallons of Luuuuube
on February 12, 2012
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Also, read the reviews on the lube barrel page. Thank me later.