The Lovechild of a Sex Worker and a Vending Machine

on June 21, 2014

Like many of China’s technological marvels, the sperm extractor is well-designed, efficient and aesthetically pleasing. Also, you can shove your cock in it.

Oh, and the height’s adjustable. Did I mention that?


(Am I the only one that thinks that “Sperm Extractor” sounds like a particularly sexy Lucha wrestler?)



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