Weird Sex Toys of the Week: “Pew Pew Edition”

You’ve heard of explosive orgasms, but these toys take it to the next level. Here are some amorous armaments that will keep a good bedroom soldier at the ready:

1.) The Gun Dildo from Creative Mouldings – for only $46.95 you can have this non-latex pleasure pistol in all the biological holsters you can round up.

2.) The “Little Death Ray” vibrator gun from Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities. $99 gets you steampunk style and one beautiful ballistic bedroom toy.

3.) The Colt Power Stroker. For only $16.07 you too can own a grenade shaped masturbator with an ass in the bottom. So much manly-manness you might spontaneously grow body hair. Or more of it, depending.

4.) The Bomb Butt Plug by Oxballs. A veritable treasure trove of toys for the WSTOW doesn’t disappoint with this kinky kaboom of a silicone butt plug, available for $48.

5.) And if you want to salute your country with your moans of gun-toting ecstasy, look no further than a set of temporary lip tatts from Violent Lips, available as a set of 3 flag lip tattoos for $15.

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