The JESTER from Vixen Creations!

on November 10, 2008

Pardon me while I finish hyperventilating into a paper bag.

Anyone who knows me well, knows that I am something of a crazed ferret when it comes to new toys, and anything thusly related. New concepts are my addiction, doubly so in the sex toy industry universe. I scour the trade mags, keep one ear to the ground, and gab with anybody who will stand still long enough about the latest and greatest to hit the scene.

Vixen Creations has ever so kindly allowed me to tap directly in to one of the neatest silicone manufacturers out there. They send me amazing little boxes o’ new stuff, stuff that hasn’t hit the market yet, that I mount on my desk with all the pride of a cheetah that just bagged a gazelle.

‘cept I never have to leave my desk, the gazelle is a rather disinterested UPS man, and I’m wearing sweatpants no cheetah would be caught dead in.

ANYhoo. The latest box of joy landed on my doorstep this afternoon, and I’m starting to get a pavlovian vagina-twinging response to Vixen’s return address on package labels. Mmm. I carefully cut open the box (Silicone has no natural enemies in the wild, save for other silicone and sharp knives) and immediately pulled out a hefty fistful of shimmering teal and deep navy squishy goodness. I puzzled for a second, then the lightbulb went off…this was THE concept toy I had been so thoughtfully informed of awhile back. The JESTER!

The basic gist of it? Hitachi = good. Double Dildos = awesome. Silicone = OMGyes. Put them together and your TTC here is trying not to physically ricochet off the walls with joy. I held it up, hummed the triforce theme from zelda, and was rewarded with a rather annoyed and quizzical look from my cats. The rabbit, to her credit, continued to eat hay and avoided eye contact with the increasingly erratic tall-thing-that-brings-lettuce.

The Jester is 11 1/2″ long, unbent, and about 4″ tall. The shorter dildo is 4 1/2″ long when bent straight, 4 1/2″ in circumference at the widest insertable point, and is pleasantly textured into three sections. The longer dildo is, I believe, based on the Raquel model (a favorite, incidentally, of Ms. Essin Em’), and is 6″ long when bent straight, 5 1/4″ in circumference at the widest insertable point, and has a nice bulbous head.

The center takes a hint from the super-sexy Off With Your Head cap, incorporating three pronounced ridges for all sorts of fun applications. The main idea, if I’m guessing right, is to turn the hitachi head side down, slide on the cap (with a little water-based lube around the inside edges for easy on and off!) and insert one or both stems in willing partner(s). Vixen Creations has even thoughtfully shaped in a protruding nubs on the base at each side for clitoral stimulation during penetration!

Tipping the scales at just over a pound of luscious, boilable, body-friendly silicone, this super sweet hitachi cap resembles it’s namesake, and is just full of shimmery beauty. I love it. A lot. Like, a whole lot.

-TTC


22 responses to “The JESTER from Vixen Creations!

  1. Lilly says:

    I’m intrigued….not something I’d have cause to use more than once in a blue moon, but it’s a very cool idea for those lucky gals who do have cause to use it. As for the mechanics of actual use…..I think I need to see it in action.

    I think it’d be just as fun to use solo, too – whatever side appeals to ya that night, you know? Plus, since it’s silicone, you can boil between for vaginal and anal play

  2. I am very very confused by this toy. My head is spinning in trying to visualize where stuff goes.

    ::bamboozled::

    Ideally, you have two people, right? You take the hitachi, turn it upside-down, and then the dildos are angled up for g-spot/prostate fun. I think the idea is to have the hitachi pointing upwards to use as a handle, tilting forwards and backwards to get a lot of G-spot/prostate contact.

  3. N says:

    OMG…OMG…OMG

    I REALLY REALLY REALLY want this..I can think of so many ways to use it! fun fun fun!

    I’ll keep you posted as to when it comes out! 🙂 It will likely be carried at UnderBed Toys when it’s available.

  4. David says:

    Okay…now THAT is a toy I can get behind. And by get behind, I mean watch my wife and a friend play with it while I drool in the corner. Hitachi Magic Wands already rock, and the cap attachments make a great vibe even better. Awesome find!

    Vixen Creations also makes some other really cool silicone caps – the gee whiz, the gee whizzard, and the Off With Your Head (a full replacement head for the hitachi).

    Nexus makes some lovely silicone caps – the Tri-pod for triple stimulation, and the G-pod for G-spot stimulation.

    And lastly, Downunder Toys in Australia makes a nifty Gee-Spot Attachment, as well as the unique Pleasure Dome.

  5. Sexorcism says:

    So you have a Hitachi handle between you but you don’t mind because it feels that good?

    I have to imagine that reaching forward is easier than reaching down and forward, as with a traditional double dil. Also would probably be pretty damn cool for swinger parties?

  6. you know this looks pretty awesome… if i had a partner. but yeah, i would be revved up like crazy to try this were i you.

    (incidentally lady from vixen? i answered your email but i think it may have ended up in your spam folder)

  7. kyle says:

    oh, yeah, I can easily imagine my girlfriend and I enjoying this a whole, whole lot. Great review.

  8. Ellie says:

    Oh goodness. My boyfriends would probably pay admission to watch my girlfriend and I play with this. Wow.

  9. dominadoll says:

    Wow what a crazy interesting toy. Looks like fun. I love it!

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