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Unlike the Toychick Compendium, this page will reflect new or upcoming manufacturers to give them a shot at being seen, or at the least to be used as fodder by fellow blogsmiths. Like tiny baby turtles booking towards the sea, some will make it past the proverbial seagulls… and others may not.
They are rated on seagull-avoidance by a five star system, with ***** being “a decent chance of making it”, and * being “don’t quit your day job.”
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***** The Be Be – Lelo-like in style, it’s very pretty and looks well made. Would love to try one.
**** The Luv Mat – Curiously similar to Liberator’s Throe, but given Lib’s track record this might have come first.
*** Cock Bibs – An extremely fitting name – an offensive product to some, but there’s a large offensive market.
** G-Thrust – I actually tried this thing. It’s…interesting, but a bit difficult to wrangle.
* Snatch Snorkel – Worth a look just for the sheer WTF-ness. Cockbibs are frat-boy funny, this can’t even aspire to that.
July 19, 2009 at 5:25 am
Hello,
Thank you for ranking our product, The LuvMat, as a 4 on your scale. Would you be so kind as to update your link to our website? Right now I get an error message when I click on our name, The LuvMat. The website is http://www.theluvmat.com.
Also, I will be updating our website to include a link to your blog.
Best Regards,
Ty