Happy HNT – New Bra Edition!

So, Lane Bryant rocks my socks.

I was lucky enough to stop in yesterday and have a convo with the very nice gal behind the counter about my needs, my boobs, and my needs for my boobs. No more for TTC the tedious and unglam habit of shoving my girls into non-wired salmon/white/black/beige colored pockets that hurt my shoulders and give me all the sexiness of a pair of torn grey sweatpants. No more squeezing into a DDD and being in denial because I don’t want to wait to mail order the right size.

Hel-LO blue lace F Cup balconette. I love you. You make me look sexy. Picture text messages of my wearing of you in the dressing room directly contributed to the surprise 4am hot and heavy sex session from my darlin. And for that alone, you were worth that $40 bucks.

-TTC

 

HNT – Thanksgiving Edition!

A cameraphone shot of me on the train home from the Sex Blogger Calendar Party. I had no idea what to wear, and found that dress in the back of the closet. Had completely forgotten about it, and was thrilled it still fit. More pictures were taken of my key necklace than of me, believe it or not.

And, in a candid moment, I present the unglamorous me – aka the usual TTC. I grew up by the sea, and this is a picture of me at peace:

I am thankful that I live in a world, where, if things get overwhelming, I can sit on a dune, hug my knees, and let the surf drown out the noise of the everyday for awhile.

-TTC

 

Happy HNT – Halloween Edition!

Allo everyone – in honor of halloween, I’ve decided to give my boobs a genetic upgrade via some cyberskin body parts I had kicking around on my desk. I can has three vulvas and a mouth in my cleavage plz?

Maybe I should just forget dressing up as Penny to match the boy’s awesome Dr. Horrible Costume (assembled by moi, naturally) and just go as this.

OMG Boobie Monstar!

-TTC

 

Happy HNT! (My Very First)

Being a HNT virgin that was thoughtfully schooled in the concept by the always-marvelous Essin’ Em, I’m posting my very first pic, taken with a crappy cameraphone while trying to juggle 800 pound boobs. I’m a triple D, so it’s no small feat! My batty buddy decided to hitch a ride in honor of Halloween fast approaching.

A big thank you to all of my new friends on Twitter for helping me get adjusted to this whole industry blogging thing.

-TTC