As Douglas Adams so aptly put it: “I seldom wind up where I wanted to go,
but almost always end up where I need to be.”
I’m a smidge past mid-20s, languishing away in the toxic air of the “garden” state (note the heavy sarcasm), and I love the hell out of sex toys and all things adult industry. I copywrite in fits of literary inspiration, and love chatting up my fellow sex(ish) bloggers 
October 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I would love to know more what you mean by “I copywrite in fits of literary inspiration”.
a newbie here.
Aw, thanks for the comment love! I tell people the way I write is like trying to see one of those “cross-your-eyes” 3-D pictures…the more I concentrate, the harder it is. Evidently, my subconscious is very dependable for writing if I just shush and let it do it’s thang.
December 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
You have some of the best descriptions of products LOL
February 6, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Hey thattoychick! I love your style and substance, but can you open up nudging on twitter? I wanted to DM you a question but you don’t follow me… Keep up the good work!
May 12, 2009 at 8:01 am
You blog amuses me.
I do a similar job as part of my work. But I write website copy. For tranny porn sites.
Ahhh if only my college writing teachers could see me now.
Hey man, I will take this over “I couldn’t do anything with my degree so I’m teaching even though I don’t want to be” ANY day. I look at it this way – even if you just go by numbers, how many insane amounts of people are seeing our work every day? We are inspiring them to stick things in or on their genitals! What other job can say that? When’s the last time someone looked at an engineering blueprint and started jerking off? (well, besides this chick)
I am unabashedly in love with what I do nine days out of ten! -TTC
August 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Just wanted to let you know you’re missed. I’ve noticed your absence from Twitter. It’s just not the same without you! Hope all is well.